Smex Ed

Typically at SMEX ED Magazine, we review toys for women. The majority of writers are women, our magazine was originally geared towards women, but we’ve noticed a massive increase in men to the magazine. Although it wasn’t our original intention, we couldn’t be more thrilled. To know that our articles are touching the lives of ALL people is an incredible feeling. 

Saying that, we wanted to ensure that we are reaching all of our audience and diversifying our content in order to do so. Therefore, this month’s toy review is going to be dedicated to the fellas. 

I’m not going to lie, I have looked up some male masturbation toys in the past, and to be honest with you, they are terrifying. I understand that men are more graphic individuals, but the toys I have seen resembling dismembered body parts, gave me way too much of a Jeffery Dahmer vibe sending chills down my spine and not in a good way. 

That’s why I want to showcase not one, but THREE separate male masturbation toys during this review. Each of these toys are from Too Timid provide varying types of stimulation. Obviously, I don’t have the body parts needed in order to give you a full representation of the toys, but I can at least give them a platform to be seen on! 

THE MALE ROSE: Oral Smex 

The Male Rose is the newest male masturbation toy that has recently dropped on the market. It’s been blowing up my feed on Instagram since its release and I knew I needed to get my hands on it. 

The stimulation the Male Rose provides is that of getting a blow job. The material you insert the shaft of your penis into is made up of the same material that most pocket pussies are made from. It’s soft, a little bit sticky, elastic and ribbed for his pleasure. 

Let’s breakdown the Male Rose (pulled from Too Timid’s website) 

Benefits of this masturbator:

• Rotates and vibrates on your cock for layered stimulation!
• 10 vibration frequencies and 5 rotation modes to play with!
• Internal walls lined with nubs to massage shaft and tip!
• Closed-end design with narrowed entry simulates a lifelike BJ!

Treat yourself to a turbo-charged BJ during masturbation!

• Use the rotation and vibration features together or separately!
• Bullet located at the bottom of the sleeve delivers concentrated vibrations to your tip!
• Detachable head for easy cleaning!
• Rechargeable design that lasts for over an hour on a full charge!

Want to see the toy in action? Check out my unboxing video I did for my Snapchat audience. Skip to minute 3-4 to see the toy’s capabilities

As you can see from the video, the toy definitely comes with some heat. The circular motion of the toy paired with the vibrations for the tip of your penis, make it stand out amongst other male masturbation toys. The Male Rose is currently on sale for $89.95 and you can snag a 20% discount with this purchase or any future purchases by using the discount code: ba-the.amandaking

MR ROBOT: Penetrative Smex

The second toy we are going to discuss is Mr. Robot which is a male masturbation toy focusing on thrusting stimulation you receive during penetrative sex. This toy provides a tight entry way for your penis while “pounding” against the sides in a forward and backward motion, just like sex would produce. 

Let’s breakdown the toy:

Benefits of this thrusting masturbator:

• Experience highly erotic thrusting sensations that mimic the feel of penetrative sex with a partner.
• Made with a ribbed textured interior for an ultra realistic feel with added stimulations.
• Includes three stroking speeds so you can customize your own masturbation experience.

This robot can’t wait to thrust itself on to you!

• Perfect comfortable fit that allows you to move freely.
• Easy-to-use handheld design for comfortability and convenience.
• Made with soft, high quality materials for a life-like texture.
• Features 3 speeds of thrusting motion.

Once again, check out the video below to see the toy in action

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As you can see by my reaction, the toy definitely provides an intense thrusting experience. It almost reminds me of those old shake weights! Just holding the toy gave my damn arm a workout. It’s a completely different “energy” than the Male Rose, I would say a bit more aggressive, which is the entire point. 

THE TURBO BLOW: Oral Smex

I’m not going to lie, this toy is my favorite of the three, as you can see my reaction in the video below. I haven’t seen a toy like this before. Now, the Male Rose is also an oral sex stimulation toy, but the Turbo Blow is completely different. Although both contain vibrators to stimulate the head of your penis, the Turbo Blow actually SUCKS, yes sucks, on your penis. With a touch of a button, the pocket pussy texture suctions onto your penis, which is pretty fucking impressive to see in action. 

Let’s break down the Toy:

Benefits of this masturbator:

• Enhance your solo sessions with intensified massage and stimulation.
• Add more excitement to foreplay by having a partner tease you before sex.
• Amplify your pleasure with stimulating texture, vibration, and suction.
• Increase your stamina when you practice edging yourself with this powerful masturbator.

Enjoy the pleasure of a mind-blowing BJ during your solo play!

• Control suction power with the press of a button to create the sensations of a powerful blowjob!
• Cycle through 10 exciting vibration modes and find the perfect pattern that gets you there.
• Runs for 1 hour and 20 minutes on a full charge!
• Effortlessly control the suction and vibration levels with easy-to-reach buttons.

My reaction to the sucking power of this toy is fucking priceless. I didn’t read the instructions of the toy and was just messing around with the buttons and the suction component kicked into action, I was SHOOK. See it in action below

Review

Now this toy, I do have a small review on. I asked my partner to use the toy and give me his feedback. Here is what he said:

The toy contains two small holes at the bottom of the shaft, which he didn’t realize were there. Once he hit the suction button, he came quickly, and the fluid leaked out the bottom of the toy through the holes. It caught him by surprise and said it should be mentioned to anyone who purchases the toy. 

It’s a cleaning mechanism for the toy, so that your ejaculation fluid doesn’t get stuck inside the toy. After you use it, you can run it under water and the water will also dissipate through the two holes, leaving your toy super clean. 

He also stated that the toy doesn’t cover the entire shaft of your penis, it just covers the head and about 2-3 inches upward. If you are looking for a toy to fully embrace your penis, this isn’t it, it’s definitely a tip concentrated toy. Overall, he absolutely loved the toy. 

CLEANERS & LUBE

With any toy purchase, lube and a good toy cleaner are key, but with these male masturbation toys, they are essential. Here are my two favorite from Too Timid

Water Based Lubricant

Foaming Toy Cleaner 

Both are gentle but get the job done. DO NOT use any of these toys without proper lubrication. 

What toy would you like us to review next?!? Drop it in the comments  below so we can check it out!