Smex Ed

Smex Ed Magazine missed its opportunity to do a Masturbation May issue, so we wanted to get an article out for June that showcased some new toys for our followers to help with your partner or solo sessions through out these summer months.

Masturbation shouldn’t be a taboo topic, because to be quite honest, everyone is doing it…and if you aren’t…you most definitely should start. Masturbation offers numerous health benefits that can significantly enhance your overall well-being. Regular self-pleasure can help reduce stress, improve mood, and promote better sleep by releasing endorphins and other feel-good hormones. It also aids in sexual self-awareness, helping individuals understand their bodies and preferences better, which can lead to more satisfying sexual experiences with partners. Additionally, masturbation can improve cardiovascular health, boost immune function, and even alleviate menstrual cramps in women. Embracing masturbation as a part of your self-care routine can contribute to a healthier, happier, and more balanced life.

And before you hit me with the “Well I have a partner, I don’t need to masturbate” : masturbation is important even if you have a partner because it offers unique benefits that enhance both individual and relationship well-being. Engaging in self-pleasure allows you to explore and understand your own body, leading to better communication and more satisfying sexual experiences with your partner.

It can also serve as a healthy outlet for sexual release when your partner is unavailable, reducing tension and fostering a positive sexual atmosphere within the relationship. Additionally, masturbation helps maintain sexual health by promoting blood flow and reducing the risk of prostate and vaginal infections. Incorporating masturbation into your routine can strengthen intimacy and improve overall sexual satisfaction in a relationship.

Whether you are doing it with your hands or with a toy, masturbation is meant to connect you with your body and be a pleasureful and joyful experience for every single person who participates in it.

The Toys

Let’s dive into 4 new toys from our favorite sex toy company Too Timid that we know will help your next masturbation session. We are going to discuss two toys for vulva owners and two toys for penis owners. So buckle up, and let’s dive into it.

Be My Crush: Panty Vibe

This toy is meant to spice up your foreplay sessions with your partner. Think about it, going out to have a nice date night but want to add a little fun game? Have your partner place the vibrator in their panties and you hang on to the remote. While you two are out and about, you are able to turn the vibrator on at anytime you desire. Your partner’s pleasure is at your control. How unbelievably hot would that be?

That is the type of date night you could be experiencing with the Be My Crush Panty Vibe. It’s one of the most powerful panty vibes I have played with and the price point is extremely reasonable. You can watch the video below to see it in action.

The biggest concern my following has reached out to me about purchasing this toy is that it’s a little noisy/loud.

1. The video the toy is in my hands. In reality, the toy will be nestled in your panties and your pants. Therefore there will be more “layers” of clothing keeping the toy’s vibration sounds muffled.
2. These style toys are meant to be worn in busy places: crowded restaurant, walking on the street, in a loud movie theater, at a bar, etc. The noises around you will be more noticeable than the noises coming from your pants.
3. This is about FUNNNNNNN. Who cares if it’s a little noisy. This is about playing with your partner, letting them be able to control your pleasure and you not knowing when the next incredible vibration will occur. If someone hears it, oh well, not your problem. Tell them it’s your cell phone and go on having the time of your life

Stats about Be My Crush Panty Vibe from Too Timid’s Website

Have an extra sexy night out with this discreet panty vibrator!

• The cordless remote will work up to 20 feet away from vibrator!
• Hypoallergenic silicone is body-safe and easy to clean!
• Play alone or with your partner to fulfill your voyeurism kink

Allow your lover to take control of your pleasure as they press your buttons from afar!

• Features 9 vibration speeds and functions!
• Splash-proof for fun in the shower
• USB rechargeable, never worry about extra batteries!
• Discreet design allows you to store this toy without anyone knowing!

This toy retails for $89.95, but it’s currently on a MASSIVE sale and you can snag it for under $30. I’m not sure how long the sale lasts, but if I were you I’d jump on that shit ASAP.

Rotating Triple Orgasm Stimulator

Talk about a toy that does it all: vaginal stimulation, clit stimulation, AND anal stimulation, the Rotating Triple Orgasm Stimulator is a toy for someone who is looking to have an explosive blended orgasm…probably multiple of them.

This toy is all about taking your body’s pleasure to the next level. Although the toy looks like a lot, it’s fairly easy to use. Insert 3 AAA batteries into the base of the toy, turn it on, and press the power button. There is a vibration button that turns on the anal and clitoral stimulators and a button to turn on the rotational aspect of the shaft of the toy.

This toy can offer a variety of vaginal orgasms: G spot, A spot, Cervical. Make sure when using this toy you buy a really good water based lubricant, even if you are already naturally lubricated yourself, it’s still good to have one on hand. To use the toy: start by turning the clit and anal vibrators on and let them “hang out” on your clit and outside of your anus, until you start warming up, producing your own natural lubrication. Next lube up the shaft of the toy and the anal stimulator and start slowly inserting them inside of you.

You can leave the toy inside of you and just play with the settings or you can use the toy to thrust in and out of you. The anal stimulator of this toy is shaped like anal beads. Anal beads are meant to be inserted inside of your anus and then SLOWLY pulled out, one bead at a time. Therefore, while you are penetrating yourself with the shaft and pulling it out, the anal beads will fill you and then provide pleasureful stimulation as they are gently pulled out of you. Check out the video below to see the toy in action

Stats from Too Timid’s Website

Benefits of this Rotating Triple Orgasm Stimulator:

• Rotating beads in the shaft to caress your inner walls
• Experience triple action for maximum orgasm potential!
• The rotating shaft will massage your G-Spot!

Triple your pleasure, and triple your fun with this ultimate rabbit!

• 12 vibration speeds and 3 rotation modes for unique stimulation!
• Easy to use control pad!

The toy retails for around $45, but it on sale today for $35. Once again, not sure how long their sales last, but it would be better to jump on it now and not miss the savings

Motorcycle Male Masturbator

Looking for an R2D2 style toy for your penis? You’ve found it here! In all seriousness, this toy is innovative and a bit over the top in the best way possible. This toy is “hands free fun” for all of the penis owners out there. The toy comes with handles, yes…you read that right, handles, that you can hold on to during your masturbation session.

Basically, how it works is you insert your penis into the center of the toy, it is made of a soft pocket pussy material that is ribbed with nubs for added sensation. Once again, make sure you use a very good water based lubricant for the toy to ensure there is no chaffing or excess friction that could harm your penis in anyway because once you turn the toy on, it will begin to thrust pretty rapidly. The handles of the toy are meant for you to hold onto while the thrusting aspect of the toy does it work. You can even pop the top of the toy off in order to increase it’s thrusting capabilities. Check out the videos below to see it in action.

Stats From Too Timid’s Website

Throttle your way to your best orgasm with this thrusting and vibrating male masturbator!

• Flexible handles that control both thrusting and vibrating simultaneously with a flick of the wrist!
• Features 9 thrusting and vibrating modes for a customizes ride!
• Hard outer case prevents accidental damage to masturbator
• Use solo or with your partner to increase arousal during foreplay!

This toy retails for $219 but is currently on sale for around $111 which is kind of fucking insane. Too Timid always has sales and promotions going on, but each day they change. Not sure how long this one will be for sale, but if you are interested in playing with it, go grab it while it’s half the freakin price.

Telescopic Moaning Hands-Free Masturbator

The final toy we are going to talk about is this triple threat of a toy: The Telescopic Moaning Hands Free Masturbator.

Why the triple threat?

1. The toy not only rotates in the shaft but thrusts as well. This gives you two types of stimulation on your penis. The center is made of a ribbed pocket pussy material as well, making insertion of the penis easy and comfortable (with lots of lube!)
2. It comes with a suction cup stand! Yes!! You can screw the stand into the bottom of the toy and stick it anywhere you want: a wall, a door frame, I am unsure if it is waterproof, but if it is you could stick it on the shower wall and have a little wet time fun.
3. It moans. Yup, the toy comes with a pair of headphones that you attach to the bottom of the toy. Once the toy is turned on a female moaning voice comes on to assist you to your pleasure.

I love how innovative they were with this masturbator and how they really thought to make it an enjoyable and fun experience for anyone who wants to buy it. The toy is quite hefty with the hard silicone casing, but that just means it’s built to last. Check out the videos below to see it in action

Stats from Too Timid’s Website

Listen to the sensual moans as this masturbator thrusts and rotates on your cock!

• Moans into the provided headphones for a realistic experience
• 7 thrusting and rotating functions with a lightning mode for an explosive O!
• Attachable sturdy suction cup swivel base allows for hands-free play
• Use solo or with your partner to increase arousal during foreplay!

Those are all of the toys we have for you this month!! But don’t worry, we always have more coming. Thank you to Too Timid for sending me these toys to be able to show our readers!

If you have any follow up questions about the toys, drop them in the comments below!